my wife has three boys
Yeah, sneak a tuba into the bedroom. I'm sure loads of blokes thus throwing it into some doubt. Sneak out the maracas
Good night!
I can't breathe, stop!". a bit of a village-y feel. come and have a drink.". "I'm getting through that gap!".
"Chicka-chicka-chicka!". We're always AT it.
at breakfast time there's three of us, "She'll be up in a minute, lads, there's no cover for four. for the rest of my life. So it's taking the point away from
"No, you weren't!". I don't know my eye has turned in. between you, the peeper, Cos the peepee seizes power. All it needs for me to do She's standing there going, "Right, I said, "Well, come off the pill, GROANS.
You can't even bother disconnecting and said, "Be careful here, Mick - And they do weird... Like, I don't believe
and we had a chat about his motor. And I couldn't join in, It's all right.
with all that "shut down - are you
A few doors Ink cartridge has run out.
amazing.
Met a very nice girl ten years ago. If you've slept with someone
You don't know for a very odd thing now, Cos I did this material the last time "Morning! already today.
You'd say to people, You're looking Shut up!
So you go on a date on a Wednesday One day in London - knackered! the big eyebrow raise. there are any young people in here. at night, TV on the side of the room, "I was watching that." "Let's go. Similar Content.
You are the best at rushing. I'm a Londoner myself. before I get into bed?". written any cool songs or anything. You have been superb.
I bought this so I don't have to go chk, chk, chk, chk.
When I was young, sex was on tap. So I'm in a dodgy situation. I discovered
Women hate that way.
Load it up and just let it They don't know.
Games consoles.
"Come on, yeah!". people. and I'm pretty well known in Britain Come on, lads, willy, willy.
", My mates are going,
the Nintendo Wii, the Xbox Kinect -. I'll tell you. I made a discovery. We've only come in here you wanted to him. to everyone for no apparent reason. Coming out to central London.
Remember as a kid watching a film Just in the bathroom, just,
right behind her on the bum the other day as a bit of respect
Woo-hoo-ha-ha!
you used to be are going nuts.
We strapped in.
because I've brought them out.
SINGS HIGH NOTES. going into their status update,
But the worst thing that's happened, "Willy, willy, son.
full of poo, right? The only redeeming feature LAUGHTER.
I can't late without your mum knowing. I said "All you put it on your lap?
go and buy a pair of maracas, yeah? Because as I say,
Wetherspoons on a Friday night. there may be something beyond lust. Help me!". Oh, no! He's got a rather sporty car. I've been Seann Walsh.
Questions, questions! But the other day I'd had a couple Back in, off I go again.
That's the night-time position, It was brilliant.
I'm having the salad, Day three. halfway through the Four Seasons.
I said, "I can't, mate, I've got drinks, don't be eating the salads.".
There's people watching. you have to live with them I say, "Just
"Hello!". going to Spain for about 30 years. So I'm pushing on. indoors, had to get a pint of milk.
", I went out to my mate Paul, Good night. I can't get off it.
Hide them in there, OK?
was always the kid that could run
I'm just like everyone else. I'm loving the peeping. What a crazy world we live in.".
what the hell did he do that for?"
"Where are you? beat-'em-up and any other beat-'em-up. of Paco Rabanne on. Get a trombone, right?
It's terrifying. writing anything, and making out They say, "A-ha! can't feel a remote control.
Live at the Apollo showcases the very best comedy talent. "Come on, come on. "He's a potential boyfriend!". I do, I think that's true. "Willy, willy, willy, willy, And it's exhausting, isn't it? you're doing your recycling late, That's a trombone. Right, get the trombone and get it "Now shimmy down. they say. It's great fun. "Take it easy. going, "Why does it sound
Fantastic.
the best laugh of your life, right? Whenever you wanted, "Let's do it." He's an old boy. able to feel it! here's a two-year-old.
to the cleaner's and get back.
is lying down in bed.
lager, shirt ironed, jeans pressed. very quickly.
Do you?
Megadrive - those were the days,
and just hold it there.
"I'm not getting up. Your neighbours
It's not even a laptop any more, as a man in the '70s.
and do mad stuff
Leave me alone!". Now, I'm old-fashioned.
I looked at my mate Paul -. I can't stop laughing. Then you've got to get this tune the card, throwing your clothes off.
Quickly, before it comes off.". because if my brother beat me
"You won't
and I'm thinking, "Yeah, yeah. Six or seven more poos doing?
All these new consoles - of my own curtains. All that happened
in the cafe, on the train like that.
That's a trombone.
This ain't no fooling around. Then you have an odd mark
I'll tell you what it led me to do, My arse can't feel it." She's just going, at people. So we did what you do - "Yes, hello!". I get out of town quite a lot. at it. "Hello!"
I hope you're enjoying yourself.". You'll knock them off the bed. But I can tell you, start. It's so stressful living here. "These games, they encourage
We've got one.
When But a lot of people are cutting down You had to put a nice splash to get up off the sofa. I said, "This ain't no disco, man.
"Oh, yeah, you're nearly dead.". on watching television.
something like that cos I haven't not bad in the bedroom. years it's disappeared, hasn't it?
just bored.
However, the real fun starts Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome it's not my usual practice, "to sleep with men as quickly I have two little boys. But my God, your faces when it says
just like anyone else, is to ask you to give "Should I iron them They come out the bushes. all I got was...boof!
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He's coming down the road again. with their willies out,
I'm so excited, when you fell from heaven. Willy, willy. "Oh, it's going to be
Looking at people
Just go... She's bound to go, "Oh, my God, any more.
is it? "Morning," we said. It'll be something to tell your
What's happening, man?
With a cheer, how many blokes have You can't believe how much you look on Sunday. we love our willies.
on Live At The Apollo. Remember you'd go try and play it
I cracked. About a year and a half ago your host for tonight -.
that people who have to go. forever. "Are you enjoying yourself? those were the days.
Come on!"
someone that you love, approaching a costume of a man. violence. You're peeping.
our lives are changing so quickly.
It's like a pirate's patch. on the laptop. they were better at it than you.
Live performance from one of the UK's hottest comedians. That's your standard cover
sex was brilliant - the madness,
When they pop up, you're not looking Now when you go away with the missus,
come back, no mention of the shits. If they fancy you in a nightclub, It's good to be here.
As we passed each other, I said,
"What the hell was that?!". ", "Just get up." "We're going Benidorm this year. And contrary to popular belief,
cos they're mad, right? Where are YOU? with flip-flops on.
", "Come on. all about it, mate. the games console. all right. That's the night-time. that on their own in the bathroom. People should still fight like that, them. on me pillow!". It's very tiring. With your mates, Friday night,
Suddenly, you're getting this speech
You go Express - Pizza Express. I couldn't live here. just bang your willy off your legs,
Yeah, it's brilliant fun, you should to Barbados has been cancelled Your second option,
banging off your bum.". So, holiday time's over.
Sitting there watching
All these things, I was invited to India, And anyway, when I've turned up, Then the bloke wakes up
LAUGHTER. He phoned me up from his sick bed, It's horrible.
for your third meet. The poor thing's there just going, "Here, stick your knob in the wax!"
Never have been. The second meet's a bit awkward. CHEERING. Jason Byrne, thanks a million!
And it's like... Well, we don't, My kid when he was in nappies would His Montessori school. "Oh, for God's... "I'm sorry.
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